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Dumbest Excuses For Being On The Shoulder (Of The Road)

Jul 23, 2014 -- 10:13am

When someone stops on the shoulder of a highway, there'd better be a good reason . . . because it makes hundreds of other idiots slow down for no reason. 

Here's a list of the five dumbest excuses cops have heard from people who pulled onto the shoulder . . .

1.  A guy saw the word "FIRE" on his display and thought it was a warning that his car was on fire.  It was actually the display on his radio showing him part of the song that was playing . . . "Set Fire to the Rain" by ADELE.

2.  Two people pulled over to the shoulder because one of them was negotiating to buy the other one's car.

3.  A guy pulled over because he realized his car insurance policy had expired and he was calling around for quotes.

4.  Some grandparents thought it would be a good backdrop to take photos of their new grandchild.

5.  And finally, a guy stopped because he saw some flowers he really wanted to pick.

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