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Ronnie was born and raised in Lancaster, is a 1991 graduate of McCaskey High School and a 1996 graduate of Millersville University. Ronnie has worked in radio for 13 years, with roles both on and off the air. He credits his unique sense of humor to his late Grandmother Helen and his short stature to his parents (thanks Mom and Dad). Nobody else is willing to accept the blame for the remainder of his being.



I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until 9th grade. I would make my grandma tie them
in double knots so they wouldn't come loose during school.
I once permed my hair because my hair stylist said it would give my hair more body.
I once failed a CPR test because, instead of breathing air in to the mouth of the
dummy, I sucked it out. In my defense I froze with all those people watching me give
mouth-to-mouth. I also have trouble with P.D.A. so get off my back.
I fell off the stage while rehearsing a play in junior high school. It was during dress
rehearsal, where I played a cop who was going undercover and dressed as a woman.
When I fell I broke my arm and was rushed to the hospital...in a dress.
I played the trumpet briefly in elementary school. After two lessons the music
teacher told me I didn’t have enough air to blow on the trumpet so she recommended
I play something a little less challenging, like the tambourine. This could be why I
despise people that play that instrument and the cow bell.
The first time I ever got a massage I was really confused. The masseuse told me to
get undressed and wrap a towel around me. When she came in to the room she was
horrified. I thought the hole in the table is where I was supposed to place my (bleep).
Apparently my face was supposed to go there.
I once drank olive oil by mistake. I was at Carrabba’s, it was dark in the restaurant
and the bottle had a cork on it. I thought it was wine. I ate a lot of bread that night.


I think I was in Kindergarten when this pic was taken. I kind of look like a young Mr. Drummond from Diff'rent Strokes.

Gotta love how you can Photoshop pics to make you look good :)

Some people find humor in taking pictures of others who are sleeping and wrapped in pink-colored sheets.

I dressed as a cross between Vanilla Ice and Flava Flav. You can't see it here but I actually had a working clock around my neck. Borrowed it from grandma. No wonder she was a little off the next day...she didn't have her clock.